The ENIGMA rap

(c) MC Mertzi


We can solve all the mysteries of any AGN,
write verses cooler than those of Eminem,
train our YRs how to be the top notch bunch
and we can party until the morning comes

Our young reseachers have this great opportunity
to be trained by the gurus of blazar astronomy
They have the brightest brains in the Modern Age
you'll see their names in the Nature and in astro-ph

The achievements we make are no more, no less
but equal to the labours of Hercules
and within each and every ENIGMA task
we've solved riddles than even the Sphinx could not ask

The ENIGMA teams are, in fact, a match made in heaven
and we will solve the enigma of OJ287

Yo!